My McSweeney’s Publications.

I absolutely abhor the term “side hustle.” There is no such thing as a side hustle when you’re a creative. I’m a writer, and writing is what I do whether I’m getting paid for it or not.

So while I take the next ten years to finish my winding, nonsensical screenplay, I’ve (thus far) had the honor and pleasure of being published numerous times on the Internet’s foremost humor site — McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, founded by Pulitzer Prize-nominated author Dave Eggers.

Eat your heart out, MFA’s.

As an aside, I also wrote this sweet eulogy to Hotmail for the sadly bygone lit rag Bygone Bureau and “maintain” my McSweeney’s decent rejects blog at I Love You, Meg Ryan.